February 2012
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Wait a minute, did the last Harry Potter movie get...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
nousverrons asked: it's your birthday up here in connecticut, so....happy 20th birthday!!!
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Tomorrow (February 25th) is my birthday.
Timothy and I are having a huge party, and it’s basically at no cost to us. Our closest friends are planning it and buying everything and telling us not to worry and I feel so loved and special because it’s not a cheap thing to throw a party. We’re probably never going to throw one again - at least not for a while.
I’m just happy that I’m entering the third decade of...
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saper-lipopette replied to your post: I lost my pencil pouch full of pens and somehow…
I would cry
I am THIS close.
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I lost my pencil pouch full of pens and somehow it’s the worst thing to ever happen to me.
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“The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for...”
РVictor Hugo, Les Mis̩rables (via ofallloveliness)
Kanye West: I like the way you dress.
Kanye West: Thank you.
wellalright:
who would i even be without the internet. what kind of personality would i have.
17 Reasons I Hate Chris Brown
pizzaforpresident:
Be warned, there are a lot of photographs and it contains horrific details about his assault on Rihanna.
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I don’t hate him, but I dislike him.
And his personality is so pig-like. Even if he didn’t beat anyone, he’d still be annoying.
