December 2011
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My fucking sister threw the cat at my chest and...
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Lil Wayne is a disgusting human being on the...
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New Year's Resolutions
Me and my cousin Frances had a silly chat about New Year’s Resolutions:
“Every year, I make the resolution to lose some fucking weight.”
“And every goddamn year it’s the same. That’s why I don’t even say it anymore. I don’t wanna to jinx it.”
I’m pretty sure losing weight/getting into shape/looking better than last year are at the tops...
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It is sometimes said that scientists are unromantic, that their passion to...
– Carl Sagan (via svo-hljott)
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whiterainbows:
cocainejones:
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aboxfullofnonsense:
Fabulous gay norwegian dude who has trouble talking in english, talks to us about butter. Take a look. x)
“…so fuck you american people because you don’t know what it’s like to be without butter…” lol i love this guy
oh my god
SIOBHANNNNNNNNNN LOOK
HAHA IS THIS SHIT REAL
Seriously,...
JGL you are too cute.
ZDey, you’re hot too. But you know, I’m all about that jiggle.
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I've always been an Amazon shopper since I got...
but this is just amazing.
I’ll never again go to a store and Christmas shop.
NEVER AGAIN.
Amazon is the highest high. What were we doing before it? My god, we were uncivilized.
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There's a fucking Friends marathon on.
Bye :)
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Made the mistake of scrolling down the 'naked men'...
I am both weirdly turned on and disgusted.
There’s just dick laying out. Just all out there.
Just popped out. Just dick. In the open. Airing out.
mouthofasailorsdaughter asked: who are some of your favorite blogs on tumblr. i need to follow more people, and i like your blog so I'm curious (: and your "unpopular" opinion, my same thoughts, and i want to have cool people on my dash. lol. i just want something new to spice it up!
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Typing with one hand because Coco owns everything.
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Every girl I know is like
“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year”
And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year”
The accuracy.
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clavicola:
Happiness is the best diet, y’all