March 2012
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Dragging my ass to the gym.
February 2012
Everyone should go back through their old tagged...
No, not your old profile pictures. Your tagged photos.
Oh my god.
I’m just thanking sweet black Jesus of sweet potatoes that I turned out to be good-looking after all.
“I cry a lot because I miss people. They die and I can’t stop them. They leave me...”
– Maurice Sendak (via libraryland)
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xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
Putting this on my facebook because...
Poetry timezz~
For Creative Writing I have to write 3-5 poems, amount depending on the length of each one.
For one, I’m going to use my newfound biology major knowledge haha.
I’ll post it when it I’m done.
I have ochem from 8am to 9:15
After 9am, I just stop listening.
Which is why I’m going to be on here for the last 15 minutes.
Its like, my brain just shuts off until I can get to the dining hall and get tater tots.
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“Snakes have penises. I’ve seen them have sex. It’s BIG. It’s...”
– Yasmin, my roommate, a college student.
tunnnelsnakesrule:
who wants to let me see them naked
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For those of you who want to know what each... →
I just like being informed, and this helps.
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IGN thinks HP got snubbed too →
heisdovahkiin:
I am getting tired of this.
Everyone feels that just because Harry Potter is the highest grossing series ever that it deserves an Academy Award.
Sure, it may deserve a technical award here or there, but nothing more than that.
And you all know how big of an HP fan I am.
In case you’re too lazy to click the link, here’s a list of all the past HP noms and what they lost to in...
Applying for this extensive research job thing...
Here’s to hoping I make it.
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The party last night was a huge success.
lumiere-fresh asked: I already sent you a birthday message, but as a post note: -- If you write a book, I will buy it, and I will read it. Love- from Kelly.
breetelgeuse asked: Happy 20th, beautiful African goddess. Hope you have a wonderful day and be safe.
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Wait a minute, did the last Harry Potter movie get...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
nousverrons asked: it's your birthday up here in connecticut, so....happy 20th birthday!!!
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Tomorrow (February 25th) is my birthday.
Timothy and I are having a huge party, and it’s basically at no cost to us. Our closest friends are planning it and buying everything and telling us not to worry and I feel so loved and special because it’s not a cheap thing to throw a party. We’re probably never going to throw one again - at least not for a while.
I’m just happy that I’m entering the third decade of...
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saper-lipopette replied to your post: I lost my pencil pouch full of pens and somehow…
I would cry
I am THIS close.