He always likes his own statuses and he even likes his own comments.

Deleting him soon.

— a girl on my facebook newsfeed.

my newsfeed is quality tonight. just look at this fucking gem.

They are coming.

And I realized that I only visit two websites: Tumblr and Facebook.

When both of those are lacking, I check other blogs not on Tumblr.

And then it’s back to Tumblr and FB.

Like, where the hell does all the time go. I spend hours on the internet, but doing what?

Oh, I occasionally go on shopping binges on Amazon. And of course, there’s like tri-weekly porn visits and catching up on my shows. Then I check Gmail like incessantly. And HypeMachine and Wikipedia surfing.

Okay, so I do a lot of things on the internet.

But for a moment there, I lost my shit.

Okay. Bye.

I went through your Facebook Likes. I know we’d be great together.

And I love how when I log onto Tumblr I’m always informed about political things. Its great. Like, it really is.

There’s not a single status about Obama being the first president to ever back gay marriage. Not a single one. And its such a momentous occasion.

But you know, whatevs.

What should I expect from Facebook?

On their birthday.

ninjaplze:

…If this bitch don’t shut up.

Bitches like this annoy me so much.

(via confessionsofa20somethingyearold)

I am very excited for tomorrow.

MY SIMS GOING TO BE A WHORE. MAMA BE SO PROUD.